What's up? How are you? What's new with me? WELL, my book, my first real book, Someone Please Have Sex With Me has debuted! First at MoCCA, then at TCAF. The good news is that it's been well-received, and that's nice and all, but the bad--and much more important--news is that no one has requested sex with me upon its release. I cannot stand for this. My book is a technical failure if I get no dick from it. Come onnnnn. Cum on! Email me inquires.
MoCCA 2016
Friday was the ALTCOMICS 2 reading in American Medium's backyard.
It was fun! I drank a lot of whisky!! Arguable too much. Yep, I was a messy lil bitch lmao!! But that's the secret to having a great, entertaining reading. I sure love getting shitfaced in front of an audience and all the confidence and adrenaline that comes with it. I read Manhunt, the new comic that appears in my book!
I love any opportunity to hang out with Julia Gfrörer. She is so nice and says really smart things about history/literature, and I could listen to talk to her forever! And meeting Sam Henderson was cool! I've been reading Sam Henderson's comics since I got my Nickleodeon Magazine subscription in like, 1997? He was really nice. And he shared a nude I tweeted! How wild is that!
We had a good time tabling at MoCCA! Here Sarah Ferrick and I are the 2dcould table. Sarah is wearing a cool choker.
This was the first time I saw my book IRL! I am so happy with Someone Please Have Sex With Me, and I hope everyone enjoys it!
I did a panel on Autobiography. It was awesome to be alongside Gabrielle, Nicole, and Jennifer! They are so talented !!
Sad Elmo in Times Square.
I met up with my friends Melissa and Chris. They are the sweetest, nicest people in the world, and they took me to this delicious restaurant in Crown Heights, Glady's.
Jerk pork, jerk chicken, chicken wings, festivals, rice and peas, bok choy, plantains, and yummy cocktails!
This is just a cute picture of Blaise and Sarah. Little pups basking in the sun!
I got to have lunch with my Uncle Tom who lives in New York. We are eating a phallic banana tower for dessert.
I had pizza with Ana and Alessandra. Alessandra is my agent and very cool and going to make me very famous.
Justin Bieber
When I came back from NYC, I got to see JB for the second time.
It was thrilling to see him, to be in the same room as him, breathing the same air as him. My muse, my idol. Light waves that touched his skin directly reflected onto my eyes. Amazing. Still, I am started to get worried about him again. I was witness to his horrible, bad, no-good dread locks, the most atrocious thing he's ever done. I hope my bae is okay.
TCAF 2016
OMG TCAF WAS SO AWESOME! I drove with Andy Burkholder and Raighne.
I made an innocuous tweet about wanting weed--not expecting anything--but, several different people hooked me up, and for that, I am forever grateful.
ALTCOMICS 3 was fun. I read Someone Please Have Sex With Me. Again, I was so, so drunk. And I had technical difficulties going into my performance, so I had to do "crowd work" and tell jokes and anecdotes while I was half blacked out. But the good part was friend and hero Grant (aka HTML Flowers aka Mr. Flowers) offered to make out with me on stage, and the audience members who did not walk out were delighted! 10/10
Paola's book Virus Tropical is SO GOOD! I am so happy that my book is included with hers and MariNaomi's in 2dcloud's Spring Collection (Kickstarter coming soon!).
One day I'll convince Noah Van Sciver... one day...!!!!!!
Look how I threw myself in front of all these people that are way more famous than me. Look at all these stars! Can you believe it!!!!!
I got to hang out with famous Torontonian Kim. She is sooooo nice! She kept us fed and well-nourished our whole time in Toronto! She brought bottles of Soylent to our table and got us Canadian delicacies from Tim Hortons! She is super smart and knowledgeable about #comics and a delight to have around!
"Alessandra's children." Superstar Simon Hanselmann was nice enough to talk me a couple times throughout TCAF, and I was indeed starstruck!!!
Here I am in front of the famous Beguiling, which I went inside for one minute.
Here Raighne got his confidence back in Honest Ed's
Our last meal in Toronto.
IN SUMMATION
Everything's great! Buy my book! Please have sex with me! Be well!